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Why did the Maine Coon review the household budget?

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It was already sitting on every keyboard.

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It had not reviewed the dimensions, only the ownership rights.

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Why does the Maine Coon take up the whole Zoom screen?

He considers himself the keynote speaker.

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Why does the Maine Coon pause in every doorway?

He is checking whether the room has enough square footage.

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Management needed a larger physical presence.

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Because technically you live in his house.

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