CLEAN LABRADOR JOKE

Why does the Labrador monitor the mailman?

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Why did the Labrador find the missing file before everyone else?

Retrieving things is kind of his whole thing.

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Why did the Labrador fail the security check?

It retrieved the prohibited snack instead of surrendering it.

Why did the Labrador make a budget?

He needed to account for unexpected treat expenses.

Why did the Labrador sit next to the laptop?

He was waiting for someone to open a new tab of snacks.

What is a Labrador’s weekend plan?

Fetch, snack, repeat, strategic nap.

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Why are Labradors terrible negotiators?

They accept the first offer if it includes cheese.

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