CLEAN LABRADOR JOKE

Why did the Labrador make a budget?

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He needed to account for unexpected treat expenses.

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Why did the Labrador find the missing file before everyone else?

Retrieving things is kind of his whole thing.

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Why did the Labrador fail the security check?

It retrieved the prohibited snack instead of surrendering it.

Why did the Labrador sit next to the laptop?

He was waiting for someone to open a new tab of snacks.

Why are Labradors terrible negotiators?

They accept the first offer if it includes cheese.

What is a Labrador’s weekend plan?

Fetch, snack, repeat, strategic nap.

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Why does the Labrador monitor the mailman?

Quality control on incoming packages.

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