CLEAN CHIHUAHUA JOKE

How does a Chihuahua predict the weather?

A family-friendly chihuahua joke from AnimalJokes.com. Share it, groan at it, or pretend you came up with it yourself.

If he is shaking, there is a 90% chance he is still furious.

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Why did the Chihuahua get promoted to crisis manager?

Every situation was already an emergency.

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Why did the Chihuahua object to the “small dog” policy?

It considered the wording disrespectful to management.

Why does a Chihuahua guard the front door?

National security apparently begins at ankle height.

What is a Chihuahua’s office title?

Executive Vice President of Unnecessary Escalation.

Why doesn’t a Chihuahua need a microphone?

Volume has never been the problem.

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Why did the Chihuahua take the head seat in the boardroom?

Small chair. Large authority.

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