Why does the cat stare into the refrigerator?

Why did the cat miss the project deadline?

It spent the afternoon sitting directly on the keyboard.

What kind of cat spends all day in a library?

A cat-alogue.

Why would a cat make a terrible surgeon?

It keeps mew-tilating the patients.

Why does a cat inspect one side of the room and then the other?

Because checking both sides at once would be suspiciously efficient.

What does a cat have that no other animal can claim?

Its own kittens.

Why does the cat sit on the keyboard?

Because your deadline needed a supervisor.