CLEAN DACHSHUND JOKE

Why did the Dachshund hate the loading bar?

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He was tired of everything being long and slow.

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Why does the Dachshund avoid shortcuts?

Nothing about the trip is short once he gets involved.

Why did the Dachshund move under the desk?

He wanted a lower-level management position.

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Why did the Dachshund bring a ruler?

He was tired of people exaggerating his length.

Why is a Dachshund bad in traffic?

He takes forever to clear the intersection.

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Why did the Dachshund avoid the cookout?

Too many awkward comparisons.

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Why does the Dachshund need a long parking space?

Compact height, extended wheelbase.

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